One Week by Barenaked Ladies Capo 2nd Chords Used (all relative to capo): G - (320033) Cadd9 - (X32033) Bdim6 - (X23033) G(2) - (XXX787) D/F# - (20023X) D/B - (X2023X) This is a quick little riff Ed used to throw in before Steve left (and occasionally still does when he can). Riff 1 e|----------------| B|----------------| G|-------/7-5-4~--| D|----------------| A|----------------| E|----------------| G Cadd9 It's been one week since you looked at me Bdim6 Riff 1 Cocked your head to the side, and said "I'm angry" G Cadd9 Five days since you laughed at me saying Bdim6 Riff 1 "Get that together come back and see me" G Cadd9 Three days since the living room Bdim6 Riff 1 I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you G Cadd9 Yesterday you'd forgiven me Bdim6 Riff 1 But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry G(2) or G Cadd9 G Hold it now and watch the hoodwink, as I make you stop, think Cadd9 You'll think you're looking at Aquaman And continue on and on like this until the ¨How can I help it...¨ part. I summon fish to the dish, although I like Chalet Swiss I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes, big like LeAnn Rimes Because I'm all about value Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits, you try to match wits You try to hold me but I bust through Gonna make a break and take a fake; I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know the vertigo is gonna grow 'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver G(2) or G D/F# How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad D/B Cadd9 Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad G D/F# I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral D/B Cadd9 Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will G D/F# I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve D/B Cadd9 I have a history of taking off my shirt It's been one week since you looked at me Threw your arms in the air and said "You're crazy" Five days since you tackled me I've still got the rug burns on both my knees It's been three days since the afternoon You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon Yesterday you'd forgiven me And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry During the instrumental break, both rhythm guitars just play G Cadd9. Chickity China the Chinese chicken: You have a drum stick and your brain stops tickin' Watchin' X-Files with no lights on, we're dans la maison (dans la maison...) I hope the Smoking Man's in this one Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic; Like Sting, I'm tantric Like snickers, guaranteed to satisfy Like Kurasawa, I make mad films; Okay, I don't make films But If I did they'd have a Samurai Gonna get a set of better clubs; gonna find the kind with tiny nubs Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing Gonna get in tune with Sailor Moon 'cause the cartoon has got The boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Can't understand what I mean? You soon will I have a tendency to wear my mind of my sleeve I have a history of losing my shirt It's been one week since you looked at me Dropped your arms to your sides and said "I'm sorry" (hey) Five days since I laughed at you and said "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do" Three days since the living room We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do? Yesterday you just smiled at me 'Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry Same thing as during rap verses. It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry It'll still be two days till we say wasabi Birchmount stadium: Home of the Robbie End on G. That´s it. Enjoy. www.TAB6.com