Harper Valley Pta by Jeannie C Riley You'll need a capo on the second to play along w/h the song or play it in A but remeber it goes a a step throughout. G7 I want to tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife C7 Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High G7 Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play C7 D7 G7 She said Mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley P.T.A. G7 The note said Misses Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high C7 It's reported you've been drinking and a runnin' round with men and going wild G7 And we don't believe you ought to be a bringing up your little girl this way C7 D7 G7 It was signed by the secretary, Harper Valley P.T.A. G7 Well, it happened that the P.T.A. was gonna meet that very afternoon C7 They were sure surprised when Misses Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room G7 And as she walked up to the blackboard I still recall the words she had to say C7 D7 G7 She said, I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley P.T.A. Ab7 Well there's Bobby Taylor, sitting there and seven times he's asked me for a date Db7 Misses Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away Ab7 And Mister Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town Db7 Eb7 And shouldn't Widow Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled Ab7 completely down? A7 Well Mister Harper couldn't be here 'cause he stayed to long at Kelly's Bar again D7 And if you smell Shirley Tompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin A7 Then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit D7 E7 Well this is just a little Peyton Place and you're all Harper Valley A7 hypocrites. A7 No, I wouldn't put you on because it really did , it happend just this way D7 E7 A7 The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.t.A. Ab7 Bb7 Eb7 The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A. here is the official site http://www.jeanniec.com/Home.html this is her wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeannie_C._Riley www.TAB6.com