Not Fair by Lily Allen "Not Fair" by my wife in my next life Lily Allen standard tuning verse 1 Dm Oh he treats me with respect He says he loves me all the time F He calls me 15 times a day He likes to make sure that I'm fine Dm You know I've never met a man who's made me feel quite so secure F He's not like all them other boys They're all so dumb and immature bridge?(sorry, not totally musically literate) Dm There's just one thing that's getting in the way F When we go up to bed you're just no good Its such a shame Dm I look into your eyes I want to get to know you F And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over chorus Gm It's not fair Bb And I think you're really mean F I think you're really mean C I think you're really mean Gm Oh you're supposed to care Bb But you never make me scream C You never make me scream Gm Oh it's not fair Bb And it's really not ok F It's really not ok C It's really not ok Gm Oh you're supposed to care Bb But all you do is take C Yeah all you do is take verse 2 Dm Oh I lie here in the wet patch In the middle of the bed F I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by I spent ages giving head Dm Then I remember all the nice things that you ever said to me F Maybe I'm just overreacting maybe you're the one for me bridge? Dm There's just one thing that's getting in the way F When we go up to bed you're just no good It's such a shame Dm I look into your eyes I want to get to know you F And then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over chorus Gm It's not fair Bb And I think you're really mean F I think you're really mean C I think you're really mean Gm Oh you're supposed to care Bb But you never make me scream C You never make me scream Gm Oh it's not fair Bb And it's really not ok F It's really not ok C It's really not ok Gm Oh you're supposed to care Bb But all you do is take C Yeah all you do is take Dm F Dm F bridge? Dm There's just one thing that's getting in the way F When we go up to bed you're just no good It's such a shame Dm I look into your eyes I want to get to know you F And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over.....(aahh!!) chorus Gm It's not fair Bb And I think you're really mean F I think you're really mean C I think you're really mean Gm Oh you're supposed to care Bb But you never make me scream C You never make me scream Gm Oh it's not fair Bb And it's really not ok F It's really not ok C It's really not ok Gm Oh you're supposed to care Bb But all you do is take C F Yeah all you do is take (feels odd being a guy and playing this but it's funny as hell) www.TAB6.com