Mayonnaise And Malaise by Local H

tabbed by braim
that`s the acoustic version played with open chords


used chords:   A   Asus4   D   Dsus4   G    C    E 

I´m not sure what the last one is:
   
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A                                      Asus4    D  Dsus4 
Writing what you say and saying it all back to you

G                                       C  ?
The catcher in the rye caught a catch 22

A                                     Asus4     D  Dsus4  
Keep it at a pace - my life is like a crawl to me

G                                       C   ?
Catatonic face - I`m marking time randomly

                           A ... ends with E
Mayonnaise and malaise to go (repeat several times, play the chords above)


then play this with fast strumming:
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Dull and null and void and all my best instincts stink
They pay me by the hour and I don`t even have to think
Charismatic bore and I don`t wanna work no more
I`m gonna kill the next customer who walks in the door
Mayonnaise and malaise to go


It`s really something to be twenty-nothing
I feel my place is so secure
A culture spot that I have got
So glad to be unsure 
we`ve passed our prime in record time
I never thought we`d fall so low
we`ve come this far to sell your cars
I want all my unease to go


it`s really something, to be twenty-nothing
I feel my place is so secure
A culture spot that I have got
So glad to be unsure
I`ve come to resent what I represent
I`d like to smack that smile off your face
But for my angst I must say thanks              :-D
So good to be put in my place
                                         

Mayonnaise and malaise to go           B-)


Punk rock car :-)

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