The Leg Of Time by Bill Bailey Chords used in this song G5 A5 A5/C C D E A e|-------------------------2-----------| B|---------------------1---3-------2---| G|---------------5---------2---1---2---| D|----5-----7----7-----2-------2---2---| A|----5-----7----7-----3-------2-------| E|----3-----5----x---------------------| Riff 1: G5 -> A5 -> A5/C -> A5 Riff 1 x2 The Jester hops on the Leg of Time G5 E The scourge of the wizard nation Riff 1 x2 Magical chanting is no crime G5 E When you're suckered by a blind alsation C D Riff 1 x2 Who stole the Leg of Time? Riff 1 x2 Seeing through the eyes of a murderous kestrel G5 E Where's the tiny mouse, there he is, ha-ha-ha-ha Riff 1 x2 Ride a white pig to the edge of Lapland G5 E Why did I do that? Why did I do that? I don't know C D Riff 1 x2 Who stole the Leg of Time? C D Riff 1 x2 When Time has one leg, it couldn't march C D It stopped, it hopped C D Riff1 x2 Who stole the Leg of Time? C D Was it the wizards? (No.) Was it the goblins? (No.) A5 G5 Was it the elves? (No.) Was it the dwarves? (No.) Riff 1 x2 Was it the Brain Police? (What?) C Was it the man with the key to door of reality, D Riff 1 x2 Underneath the mat of insignificance (Nope Who was it then?) C D Was it the terorists? (Nope) Pteradactyls? (No) Riff 1 x2 It was Terry Riff 1 x2 Terry C D Riff 1 Terry stole the Leg of Time (Cockney Middle 8) A D Oh Terry, you slag, you nicked the Leg of Time A E Give it back before you get a slap A D Take it down the Dog & Duck and leave it behind the bar A E A Or you'll get a slap sunshine (Don't gimmie no rabbit) D E A Leave it behind the bar (Get off me sister) D E A Leave it behind the bar (Give him half a pound) D E A Leave it behind the baa--arr C D Riff 1 x2 Who stole the Leg of Time? C D Riff 1 x2 Terry stole the Leg of Time. C D A5 The theft of Time's Leg was his crime www.TAB6.com