Waiting by Stephen Lynch

This is a new song Stephen Lynch has been playing on his recent tour. Its pretty simple, 
i have no doubt my version isn't 100% correct.

Chords: [EM] [C] [B7] [AM] [D]

for strumming patterns, listen to the song, its pretty basic.

[EM]
It's out of my hands and all i can do is wait

[C]
its the not knowing that has put me in this state

[AM]
The minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great

[B7]
I've done my part and now its in the hands of fate


      [EM]
Waiting for

                [C]
My aids test to come back

[D]                                      [B7]
I shouldn't have fucked that prostitute without a prophylactic

      [EM]
Waiting for

                [C]
My aids test to come back

[D]                                [B7]                           [EM]
regret is dripping from me like my semen down her crack and now i wait

[EM]
My nerves they have been frayed, my pants they have been shat

[C]
I know the nurse will say its time to have a chat

[AM]
At least i never have to worry about getting fat

[B7]                         (mute)
I should think positive..... No wait, i didn't say that

      [EM]
Waiting for

                [C]
My aids test to come back

[AM]                                 [B7]
I never should have blown that tranny in my Cadillac

      [EM]
Waiting for

                [C]
My aids test to come back

[AM]                                      [B7]                         
 [EM]
I just had to taste that sweet permitting nectar from his sack and now i wait

[EM]
Is it over will my jersey be retired

[C]
Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required

[AM]
Did i make a difference, was my life inspired

[B7]
Will Denzel Washington defend me when i'm fired

      [EM]
Waiting for

                [C]
My aids test to come back

[AM]                         [B7]
Eating assholes shouldnt be a aphrodisiac

      [EM]
Waiting for

                [C]
My aids test to come back

[AM]                         [B7]                         [EM]
If im clean i swear to god i will stop shooting smack probably


(***on each [A] , he adds his pinky to b string on the third fret***)

[EM] [a] [EM] [a]


[EM]          [a]
Come on jesus let me live

[EM]            [a]
Make the test be negative

[EM]              [a]
Please forget and please forgive

[EM]               [a]
Please dont let me have the hiv

[AM]        [D]
Oh my god without delay

[AM]                [D]
The nurse is coming straight away

[AM]           [D]
This is it, my judgment day

[AM]              [D]
Tell me what does my test say...

[e]      [D]
I'm ok

[D]   [e]
I'm ok

[D]   [e]
I'm ok

[D]       [e]
Its just chlamydia

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