Mutha Uckas by Flight Of The Conchords ...MUTHA UCKAS... by Flight of the Conchords -----------------........................... *from Episode 7 (2007)* Intro: Am, F E7 Chorus 1: Am Too many mutha uckas, Uckin' with my shi- F There's too many, Mutha uckas, E7 Uckin, with my shi- Uckin, with my shi- Am Too many mutha uckas, Uckin' with my shi- With my shi- F How many mutha uckas? E7 Too many to count, Mutha uckas. Verse 1: Am I pay my mutha uckin', Rent fortnightly, F Mutha uckas at the bank, Trying to play me. Am And I'm out, For my account, 'Cos out on A.P, F (n.c) On AP, Yeah, you know me. Am Mutha ucka charge a, Two buck transaction fee, F Makes my payment short, My rent comes back to me, Am Minus a twenty-five, Dollar penalty, F So you'll see me 'cos of, Your mutha uckin' fee, Am Read the words, On my ATM slip, it said; F We're all mutha uckas, And we're uckin', With your shi- Come on! Chorus 2: Am Too many mutha uckas, Uckin' with my shi- My transaction shi-! F There's too many, Mutha uckas, E7 Uckin, with my shi- My weekly statement shi-! My weekly statement shi-! Am Too many mutha uckas, Uckin' with my shi- With my balance shi-! F How many mutha uckas? E7 Too many to count, Mutha uckas. Verse 2: Am The mutha ucka runs, A racist uckin' grocery, F The mutha ucka won't, Sell an apple to a Kiwi. Am The shi- fight's gonna, Get vicious and malicious, F Cut the cra-... I need my red delicious. Am Tells me as a Kiwi that, My money isn't valid, F Gonna dice the mutha ucka, Like a mutha uckin', Fruit salad. Am Then... Granny Smith... F ...An avocado... ...B-... -a... Am ...a mango... F Then pop an apple, In his ass, yeah! Chorus 3: Am Too many mutha uckas, Uckin' with my shi- I'm gonna juice, The mutha ucka. F There's too many, Mutha uckas, E7 Uckin, with my shi- He's gonna wake up, In a smoothie. Am Too many mutha uckas, Uckin' with my... (n.c) (*Beatboxing) Everybody come on! Am Too many mutha uckas, (n.c) Uckin' with my shh... CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- Am F E7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x02210 133211 020100 ____ _ __ __ | __| __ __ | | _ _ | \ / | | |__ \ \ / / _____ | | | | | | | | |__ | \ \/ / | ___| | | | | | | | |\_/| | __| | \ / | |= = | | | |_| | | | = | | |____| | | | | | | |_____| | | | | = = = | | | |___ | | = = = | | | | | | |_____| | | |_| |_| | | = = = | |_____ = = Tabbed by |_| |_______| Joel from cLuMsY, 2008 = = = = = (clumsyband@hotmail.com) www.TAB6.com