Kill The Director by The Wombats

These are alternative chords, not the ones used by The Wombats, even when playing 
They were transcribed by Carlos Iniesta, for his cover of the song.

This can be found, and referred to for strumming patterns, here:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=y6hqjsSuGX4

All the chords are based on his version, which he kindly shared with me. I think it's an 
version than the other acoustic, for anyone who isn't very good yet :)

D
I've met someone who makes me feel seasick
A
Oh What a skill to have
E
Oh what a skill
D
To have so many skills that make her distinctive
A
But they're not mine to have
E
No they're not mine
D
Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
A                          E
But I don't care about the soaps
                          D
No I don't care about the soaps
A                                E
Though I'm acting like I'm in an Eastenders episode

D C#m
A
If this is a rom-com
E
Kill the director!
D C#m
A
If this is a rom-com
E                  A
Kill the director, please!

D
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
A
Don't talk to girls they'll break your heart
E
And this is my head
D
And this is my scalp
A
When they work together
E
They can't figure anything out!
D
So with the angst of a teenage band
A                                                   E
Here's another song about a gender I'll never under-stand
A                                  E
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand

D C#m
A
If this is a rom-com
E
Kill the director!
D C#m
A
If this is a rom-com
E
Kill the director!
D C#m
A
If this is a rom-com
E                  A
Kill the director, please!

D
This is no
C#m
Bridget Jones
F#
This is no
G
Bridget Bridget
D
This is no
C#m
Bridget Jones
F#
This is no
G
Bridget Bridget
D
This is no
C#m
Bridget Jones
F#
This is no
G
Bridget Bridget Jones

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