Cosmic Shame by Tenacious D

F#    - (244322)
E     - (022100)
A     - (X02220)
B     - (X24442)
Bsus4 - (X24452)


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If I was gonna say just one thing to y?all tonight
I?d say set the artist free
I?m talking about this artist in here, set it free
I?m saying quit your day job
Now I know a lot of you people here, you?re saying
I can?t quit my day job, I got kids to feed Jack
Quit your day job, focus on your

crafts, one time, before its all over, you?ve died, you?ve
squandered it, ya fuckin robots
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Now after a couple of years, of you focusing earnestly on
your craft, KG and I will swoop in
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we will check out your progress, and we will encourage you
to continue,  or we will say
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F#
Stop.  And then seriously you must stop, or penalties will be
created and enforced

  Cause listen                    this is the problem
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Sometimes you follow you heart   sometimes your heart cuts a fart
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That?s the cosmic shame   That?s the cosmic shame
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F#
and I know what you are saying now
E                      A
what makes you guys so fuckin good
               B
I don?t fuckin know, and I don?t like it
F#                   E                              A
I say up going ha ha ha  why can?t everybody fuckin have it
                        B                            F#
Cause this is the thing, some people learn it on the streets

Some people learn it in the schools
          B                                 Bsus4    B
Me and KG, we were fuckin born with it homes,

just check it out

F#                           E
Ri bip ba dip dip dididip     Dididip dip dididip

A                   B
Didididididuuudooo    dididipduuudooo

F#                      E
(do dit    di di di dit   da do do    do do do   da do)
Gigugit Gigugigugit git gigugigugit git  du ba dip gip

A                      B
(do do do do do doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)
That shit came off the top of my fuckin head y?all

F#                             E
(Off the top of his head y?all, off the top of his head y?all)
    Ahh  God                   why           why          why

A                               B
(Off the top of his head y?all,   ahhhhh)
        why            why           why

                F#
It?s the cosmic shame


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