Brett Kline - The Retirement Home by Misc Your Songs

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	          The Retirement Home - Brett Kline
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Tabbed by: Brett Kline
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Tuning: EADGBE

I wrote this song, and really want people to see it. I am also writing other songs too.


 
       *palm muted*
 G                         D      
I went to see my grandparents last week
Em                        C
I was greeted by some old freak
 G                                     D
He said "hello" at least five times to me
 Em                             C                        
He's probably just losing his memory 

    *regular strumming*
 G                D
I'm at the retirement home
 Em             C
I'm at the retirement home
 G                D
I'm at the retirement home
 Em             C 
I'm at the retirement home - oh yeah!

       *palm muted*
 G                                D
Look at them losing all of their hairs
 Em                          C
Watch them falling down the stairs
 G                     D
See that guy lying on his back
 Em                         C 
Maybe he's having a heart attack - oh yeah! 

   *regular strumming*
G                D
I'm at the retirement home
 Em             C
I'm at the retirement home
 G                D
I'm at the retirement home
 Em             C 
I'm at the retirement home - oh yeah!

       *palm muted* 
 G                               D
You have to look out for these old folks
 Em                 C 
At any time they can have strokes
 G                              D      
But I feel most sorry for that one with the IV
 Em                                  C
I think that nurse accidentally switched it with pee

     *regular strumming*
 G                D
I'm at the retirement home
 Em             C
I'm at the retirement home
 G                            D
That guy in the wheelchair is drooling foam
 Em          C               G
At the retirement home - oh yeah!

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