Bitches Aint Shit by Ben Folds Five Ben Folds - Bitches Ain't Shit Intro - C Em C Em C Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks Em Em7 Lick on these nuts and suck the dick C Get the fuck out after you're done Em Em7 Then I hops in my ride to make a quick run F I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright G We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night F Tight like a mother fucka with the gangsta beats G And we was ballin on the mother fuckin Compton streets C Peep, the shit got deep and it was on Em Em7 Number one song after number one song C Long as my mother fuckin pockets was fat Em Em7 I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at F But she was hanging with the white bitch doing the shit she do G Sucking on his dick just to get a buck or two F And the ends she got didn't meant nothing G And now she's suing cuz the shit she be doing ain't shit C Em Em7 Bitches can't hang with the streets, She found herself short C Em Em7 Now shes taking me to court, that's real conversation for your ass C I once had a bitch named Mandy May Em Em7 I used to be up in them guts like everyday C The pussy was the the bomb, had a nigga on sprung Em Em7 I was in love like a mother fucka lickin' the protung F The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good G But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood F So I figure niggas wouldn't trip with mine G Guess what? Got gaffled by one time Dm I'm back to the mother fuckin county jail Am 6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail C I get's released on a hot sunny day G My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr. Dre Dm Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got the news Am Your girl was trickin while you was draped in your county blues C I ain't been out a second G And already gotta do some mother fuckin chin checkin C Move up the block as we groove down the block Em Em7 See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock C Kick in the door I look on the floor (no chord) It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin my hoe F G I uncocked my shit, I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed (no chord) Man, fuck that bitch C Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks Em Em7 Lick on these nuts and suck the dick C Get the fuck out after you're done Em Em7 Then I hops in my ride to make a quick run F I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright G We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night F Tight like a mother fucka with the gangsta beats G And we was ballin on the mother fuckin Compton streets C Peep, the shit got deep and it was on Em Em7 Number one song after number one song C Long as my mother fuckin pockets was fat Em Em7 I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at F But she was hanging with the white bitch doing the shit she do G Sucking on his dick just to get a buck or two F And the ends she got didn't meant nothing G And now she's suing cuz the shit she be doing ain't shit C Em Em7 Bitches can't hang with the streets, She found herself short C Em Em7 Now shes taking me to court, that's real conversation for your ass C Em Bitches can't hang with the streets (x4) Tabbed by Eric www.TAB6.com