All You Can Eat by Ben Folds Five ...ALL YOU CAN EAT... by Ben Folds ---------------------............. *from 'Sunny 16 E.P' (2003)* *CAPO 5th FRET* (Original Key: F) Verse 1: C Son look at, C/B All the people, Am G In this restaurant, F Em What d'you think, Dm7 They weigh? C C/B And out the window, Am G To the parking lot, F At their SUVs taking, G All of the space. Chorus 1: Am G F They give no fuck, Em Dm7 They talk as loud, G As they want, Am G F They give no fuck, Em Dm7 Just as long as there's, G C Enough for them. Verse 2: C Gotta get on, C/B The microphone, Am G Down at wallmart, F Em Talk about some shit, Dm7 That's been on my mind, C C/B Talk about the state, Am Of this great nation, G Of ours, F People look to your left, G Yeah look to your right. Chorus 2: Am G F They give no fuck, Em Dm7 They buy as much, G As they want, Am G F They give no fuck, Em Dm7 Just as long as there's, G C Enough for them. Piano Solo: Am G F E7, F G, Dm7 Am G F E7, F G, Dm7 Am G F E7, F G, Am G F E7, Dm7 Verse 3: C Son look at, C/B All the people, Am G Lining up for plastic, F Wouldn't you like, Em To see them in the, Dm7 National Geographic? C C/B Squatting bare-assed, Am In the dirt eating, G Rice from a bowl, F With a towel, On their head and maybe, G A bone in their nose. Verse 4: C C/B See that asshole, Am With a peace-sign on, G His licence plate, F Em Giving me the finger, And running me, Dm7 Out of his lane, C C/B God made us number one, Because he, Am G Loves us the best, Well maybe He should, F Go bless someone else, For a while; Give us a rest, Am G F (They give no...), Em Dm7 Yeah and every-one, G Can see, Am G F (They give no...), Em Dm7 We've eaten all, G That we can eat. Outro: (Piano Solo) Am G F E7, F G, Dm7 Am G F E7, F G, Dm7 Am G F E7, F G, Am G F E7, Dm7, C CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- C C/B Am G F Em Dm7 E7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x32010 x20010 x02210 320003 133211 022000 xx0211 020100 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2006 (clumsyband@hotmail.com) www.TAB6.com