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Hermaphroditey

Stephen Lynch

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If you watch alot of Comedy Central Presents you might've seen Stephen Lynch perform his hilariously funny songs of a suggestive and questionable nature before. Here is one of them called Hermaphroditey. E: 022100 Am: 002210 ?: 054030(the third time you C: 032010 F: 003210 repeat intro, slide to this after holding C.) INTRO: E E CCCCCCC :x4(very fast) Verse 1: E C E C She's part girl, she's part boy, E C E C She's got parts everyone can enjoy. E C E C She's got more, she's got less, Am F She's got her manhood tucked in her dress. (repeat intro) Verse 2: E C E C Is she a mister or is she a miss? E C E C Does she stand up when she's taking a piss? E C E C She's my little girl, yeah she's my little guy, Am F When I try to please her I get poked in the eye! E E E E E C C/? ? (x2) Verse 3: E C / ? She wears lace and she wears flannel, E C /? She watches football AND the Lifetime channel! E C / ? Whats that bulge under her nighty? E C / ? It must be Hermaphroditey! Verse 4: E C Some things are white, E C Some things are black, E C Some girls wear make-up, E(play once and stop suddenly) Mine shaves her back. E C She is still beautiful, E C She is still fine, Am It's too bad her package F Is bigger than mine. E E E E E C C/?? Verse 5: E C / ? She can't help her imperfections, E C / ? She gets jock itch from her yeast infections, E C / ? Who stole all my tighty whities? E C / ? It must be Hermaphroditey!
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