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Detachable Penis

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Ok Ok....so im not a REAL guitarist, i acually play bass, but i can play this song is soooooo simple and i can't belive no one tabed it lol. It has no bass part so i will make a guitar tab. Use a Phaser with Echo effects,if you dont have any effects then try spaceing the notes, but its much easier with the phaser. *-phaser ring [-----------------] [-----------------] [-----------------] [-6----1----5-----] [-6----1----5-----] [-6----1----5-----]X8 "I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was mising again,this happens all the time its detachable" (Turn off phaser) [--5---3--4p3p2-6-][-6--3-2h3p2p0--] [-----------------][-------------3-] [-----------------][---------------] [-----------------][---------------] [-----------------][---------------] [-----------------][---------------]X3 "This comes in handy alot of the time, I can leave it home when I think it will get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it, but now and then i go to a party, and, for the life of me, can't remember what I did with it" (Phaser on) [-----------------] [-----------------] [-----------------] [-6----1----5-----] [-6----1----5-----] [-6----1----5-----]X8 "First I looked around the apartment, and then I couldnt find it, so i called up the place where the party was and they havn't seen it either, I told them to search the medacine cabnet, for some reason I leave it there somtimes, but not this time, so I told them if it pops up to let me know" (Turn off phaser) [--5---3--4p3p2-6-][-6--3-2h3p2p0--] [-----------------][-------------3-] [-----------------][---------------] [-----------------][---------------] [-----------------][---------------] [-----------------][---------------]X3 "I called a few people that where at the party, but they where no help either, I was starting to get desprite, I really don't like being without my penis for to long, it makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down everytime I take a leak" (Phaser on) [-----------------] [-----------------] [-----------------] [-6----1----5-----] [-6----1----5-----] [-6----1----5-----]X8 "After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone i could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so, I went to the Kia and ate breakfast, and as I walked down 32nd street,twords st. marks place, where they sell used books and other junk on the streets, (Turn off phaser) [--5---3--4p3p2-6-][-6--3-2h3p2p0--] [-----------------][-------------3-] [-----------------][---------------] [-----------------][---------------] [-----------------][---------------] [-----------------][---------------]X3 "I saw my penis laying on a blanket next to a broken toaser oven, some guy was selling it, I had to buy it off him, He wanted $22 for it, but i talked him down to 17, I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on, (Phaser on) [-----------------] [-----------------] [-----------------] [-6----1----5-----] [-6----1----5-----] [-6----1----5-----]X8 "I was happy again, complete, some people somtimes tell me I should get ir permentaly attached, but I dont know, even thought it can be a real pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis, Just plat out from here, I fand this a fun song to sing to whilst you are playing it :)
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