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Nicky Patterson - Your Mum Wasnt Wearing Knickers

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Your Mum Wasn�t Wearin Knickers!
(Nicky Patterson 2005)

CAPO I

Verse riff: Am|F|E|Am until last line

V1:
I�m not jokin 
it came right out the blue
For a while I was quite certain 
that it just wasn�t true
The wind blew right through us, 
really ruffled my shirt
But it took a funny up-gust 
and it lifted up her skirt
     G         Em                      Am (into riffx4 then V2)
And mate, your mum wasn�t wearin any knickers!

V2:
Now it wasn�t only me who saw, 
there was your da and his bird
There was Collette and Pat and Dave as well, 
so I�m not bein absurd
And it�s not that we were looking, 
it just happened so fast
But we wouldn�t have seen that much at all 
if her skirt wasn�t half mast
Aw mate, your mum�she wasn�t wearin knickers!

V3:
We tried quickly to forget it 
but we found it quite hard
And I hope you can forgive us 
it fair took us off guard
I tried to change the subject 
but Pat muttered to Dave
That it could have been a whole lot worse 
if your mum hadn�t shaved!
And mate, your mum wasn�t wearin knickers!

Riff x2 only into Instrumental Verse barred chords, final line low G on 3rd to high E on 7

V4:
So your mum had had a bit to drink,
so I got her up the road
On bidding her goodnight at last 
she grabbed me by the coat
She offered me some coffee 
but I thought that was too far
And those aren�t your mum�s knickers 
that you saw in my car
Aw mate, those aren�t your mum�s knickers! (this line high G, high E)

Last line barred G on 3rd normal E, final strike on Am

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Nicky Patterson - Your Mum Wasnt Wearing Knickers

Misc Unsigned Bands