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Hyakugojyuuichi 2003

Lemon Demon

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D Hey you, sit down and listen (D) Don�t be flippant and don�t be dismissin� (D) Think you�re a Flash encyclopedia? (D) Eating, breathing Macromedia (D) Think you�re cool sayin� �All Your Base�? (D) Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face (D) You gotta be kidding me with that crap A Ab G Animutation�s where it�s at CHORUS: F#7 Bm Nine outta ten sociopaths agree G D You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi F#7 Bm From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee G D Just take it from me, MC NC F#7 Bm You won�t believe your eyes, you�ll go insane G D I mean, what�s up with that plastic plane? F#7 B You�re an idiot if you disagree G D You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi D A ... D If you got the time, go grab a pen and watch that thing again and again Try to figure it out, what does it mean? A What�s the significance of Mr. Bean? D Does anybody know? Are there any takers? What�s up with all the broken pacemakers? The world is full of speculation A AbG But nobody cracks this Animutation D Wakeman is biased, like a household appliance Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife A Not even Obi-Wan can save the yodel of life D Your name is Bob, you�re my heart-throb I lost my job when I got fired by a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch, A F#7 he smelled like an orangutan�s old apartment B G Found a hobo in my room, what do I do? D He looks dead, he�s full of lead, F#7 Bm bleeding red onto my bedspread, G D and he also seems to be missing his head F#7 Bm Why am I holding this gun and axe? G D Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks? F#7 Bm Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill, G D Or will he just keep on telling me to kill? D Hey, don�t you gimme that look You never had what it took I took the beef and I beefed it up A You sat and whined while I took the cup D of gold, you are getting old When you see my face you better fold Take this mop and shove it, boy A Ab G cuz it�s the only way you�ll be employed F#7 Bm I am known as the Beef Bastard G D Everyone knows I�m the ultimate master F#7 Bm I am known as the Beef Bastard G D Everyone else is a walking disaster F#7 Bm I am known as the Beef Bastard G D Think you�re fast? Well I know I�m faster! F#7 Bm I am known as the Beef Bastard G D Everyone knows I�m the ultimate master D A .. D Weeeell I�m Shmorky! Eatin� PORKY! Whitey rap sure sounds dorky! Got a girl� She�s a DOUBLE D! I slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee! I eat paste all damn day I was in a Shakespeare play I sit down on a Lazy Susan Spin around like TOMMY CRUISIN! F#7 Bong Bong Bing Bing Bm I get paid to play with my thing! F#7 I zip out zip in zip up BEGIN Bm ROOM WITH A MOOSE! Jay Leno�s CHIN! F#7 Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee, Pokemon Bm Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, THEY CHOOSE YOU! Em A Ab G And I can�t think of anymore to say CHORUS: F#7 Bm F#7 TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO Bm F#7 FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM Bm IT�S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE Em A D GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I�LL PLAY THE GUITAR (D) A D It�s Steve�s Adventure! (D) one-fifty-one Pokemon on the run Suzuki-san is a formation of a bun and a veggie burger with tsukemono Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono To the afterlife to visit Barney Fife And to see Pero�s screenshots of his wife named Chris Benoit, wearing a pretty dress, saying �Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu.� (D) Do the Mario! Isty-bitsy hockey A Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey D Captain Lou body-slams a rubber duckie A Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky D Lucky Lucky nice to Mew-two, A I need tea for two, how about you, D Mr. Coldheart, or should I say Professor? A It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser F#7 Bm Props to Neil, he�s the real deal G D His friends all call him Mr. Popiel F#7 Bm He�s the computer geek who doesn�t shower for a week G D His looks are hot, his clothes are CHIC! F#7 Bm He singlehandedly changed the face of the net G D He�s an online semi-celebrity you'll never forget F#7 Bm He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder G D His seizure inducing flag says �Mr. Gahbunga� D A Hey kids! (gibberish) Get ready to rumble! D A Ab G (lots of gibberish) Colin Mochrie!!! D There you have it, that�s the game 151 we can all be the same I�m sure that it�s been appetizing A with all the subliminal advertizing D this has been a celebration, animutation fans across the nation in formation raise their hands in dedication to the crazy-flashing-psychopathic-happy-dancing-super-magic- A power-mega-ultra-kitschy Hyakugojyuuichi
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