Ill Never Be You by Dane Cook Dane Cook – I’ll Never Be You e| --------------------------------------------------------| B| --------------------------------------------------------| G| --------------------------------------------------------| D| --------------------------------------------------------| A| -----2---------3---------4---------1--------------------| E| -0-0---0---4-4---4---5-5---5---2-2---2------------------| ---------------------------------------------------------|| ---------------------------------------------------------|| ---------------------------------------------------------|| ---------------------------------------------------------|| --------2---------3-----4-4---4-3-2-1--1-1---------------|| ----0-0---0---4-4---4---5-5---5-4-3-2--2-2---------------|| The verses are the exact same as this with slight variations (i.e. palm mute the first strings, etc…) Chords: E E* G# A G# G F# F F#* e| -------0---7---4---5---4---3---2---1---9--| B| -------0---9---4---5---4---3---2---1---11-| G| -------1---9---5---6---5---4---3---2---11-| D| -------2---9---6---7---6---5---4---3---11-| A| -------2---7---6---7---7---5---4---3---9--| E | ------0---x---4---5---4---3---2---1---x--| Chords: Palm muted riff............................................E E* God, badass, motherfucker, red white and BLUE. E* G# You dont know me, A A G# G F# E* but I know you. E* G# A Its a real-love hate thing. A G# G F# E* I love to hate you. E* G# -MUTE- I get so frustrated, A F# but tell me just what can I do? -MUTE- Ill never be you! E (fingerpick) Sooooooo, true. Ill never be you. G# (fingerpick) Sooooooo, true. Ill never be you A (fingerpick) Sooooooo, true. Ill never be you. F# (fingerpick) -PAUSE- Sooooooo, true. E* Ill never be you! G# Ill never be you! A No, I'll never be you! F# Ill never be you! F E Ill never be you, no! G# Ill never be you! A F#* Ill never be, never be, Y O...you.... Ending e| --3-0----------0---| B| ------3-0------0---| G| ----------1----1---| D| ---------------2---| A| ---------------2---| E| ------------3b-0---| Note: This is not my tab. I found it on some obscure forum, but I've been getting emails asking me for it. I take no credit in making this file. www.TAB6.com