Compact Disc by Screeching Weasel "Compact Disc" performed by Screeching Weasel written by Ben Weasel, published by Weasels, Inc. (ASCAP) (C) 1998 Ben Foster (P) 1998 Panic Button from Panic Button release Major Label Debut transcribed by Mike Ripplinger (openface@aol.com) [Notes] * All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X * All F# chords = X 8 10 10 X X * (pm) = palm-muted *** ["Compact Disc"] A(pm) That thing you're listening to is called a compact disc D(pm) A(pm) It's a method of conveying sound, it's square outside, inside it's round A(pm) That thing you're listening to is a digitally accurate D(pm) A(pm) Reading of the numbers that make up different sounds in fact E It's the most technologically advanced F# D Sound reproduction known to man A E (w/ slides up from D#) At least in the commercially viable sense A(pm) That thing you're listening to is called a compact disc D(pm) A(pm) Every subtle nuance of a tune is made available to you A(pm) That thing you're listening to is a high-tech dream come true D(pm) A(pm) Technically it works with laser beams yet you can learn to use it easily E F# Throw your scratched, dusty records in the trash D A It's time to move out of the past E (w/ slides up from D#) In the profit analysis sense [Solo] A That thing you're listening to is called a waste of time D A An inferior and overpriced product of an underactive mind A That thing you're listening to is a multi-flawed industry scam D Devoid of any thought or heart at all A It's the antithesis of rock and roll E But no one cares that a record sounds better F# D A Cause you just can't buy them so it just doesn't matter at all E (w/ slides up from D#) And that's common sense [ End on A ] [Solo w/ rhythm guitar chords] A D A E------------------------------------------------- B------------------------------------------------- G------------------------------------------------- D-------------------------------------------7----- A-----7-7----5-4-5-4--------4-5-4---4-5-4-5---7--- E--5-----------------5-5----------5--------------- D A E------------------------------------------------- B------------------------------------------------- G------------------------------------------------- D-------------------------------------------7----- A-----7-7----5-4-5-4--------4-5-4---4-5-4-5---7--- E--5-----------------5-5----------5--------------- D A D A E------------------------------------------------ B------------------------------------------------ G------------------------------------------------ D------------------------------------------------ A--5-4-----7-5-4-5-4---------5-4-----7-5-4-5-4--- E------7-5-----------------------7-5------------- D E E---------------------- B---------------------- G---------------------- D---------------------- A--5-4-----------4-7--- E------7-5-2-5-7------- http://www.geocities.com/marvindepressed/swtabs.html www.TAB6.com