One More Minute by Weird Al Yankovic #----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# #This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the # #song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # #------------------------------------------------------------------------------## # Date: Sat, 30 Mar 1996 19:01:44 -0500 From: Denis Ford One More Minute by Weird Al Yankovic Words transcribed by I. Josh Greenstein (at least they were on his web page) Chords by Bo Ford I haven't heard this song in a while, so please feel free to correct any mistakes. I'm not absolutely sure if the B7 is right, but it sounds pretty close. Have fun. Bo D G D G Well I heard that you're leaving, gonna leave me far behind, B7 Em A D 'Cause you found a brand new lover, you decided that I'm not your kind. G D G So I pulled your name out of my Rolladex, C G And I tore all your pictures in two, B7 Em And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go, A D Just because it reminds me of you..... C D G That's right, you ain't gonna see me crying, C D G I'm glad that you found somebody new, C D G C 'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass, G D G Than spend one more minute with you. D G I guess I may seem kinda bitter, D G D You got me feeling down in the dumps, B7 Em 'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, A D And I have to use the self-service pumps... C D G Oh so honey, let me help you with that suitcase C D G You ain't gonna break my heart in two C D G C 'Cause I'd rather get a hundred-thousand paper cuts on my face, G D G Than spend one more minute with you.. Em D G I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork C G Than watch you going out with other men Em G Em I'd rather slam my fingers in a door, A D Again, and again, and again, and again, and again Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin' C D G I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leaches C D G Shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two C D I'd rather clean all the bathrooms G C In Grand Central Station, with my tongue.. G D G Than spend one more minute with you C D G Yes, I'd rather dive naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks C D G Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue C D I'd rather dive in a swimming pool filled with G C Double-edged razor blades G D Em Than spend one more minute with you C D I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands G C And throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die.... G D G Than spend one more minute with you..... www.TAB6.com