Asshole World Renown by Stuart Davis www.stuartdavis.com #-----------------------------PLEASE NOTE-------------------------------------# #This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation # #of the song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or # #research. Remember to view this file in Courier, or some other monospaced # #font. # #-----------------------------------------------------------------------------# Date: Sunday November 17, 2002 Subject: d/davis_stuart/asshole_world_renown.tab Asshole World Renown by Stuart Davis from the album 16 Nudes Submitted by Dave (WuPhish@aol.com) Standard Tuning: EADGBE Intro: Progression 1: B E A F# B E A7 F# 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 E|--2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3--|--2-2-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-3--| B|--4-4-0-0-0-0-2-0-3-3-3-3--|--4-4-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-2-3--| G|--4-4-0-1-1-0-2-0-4-4-4-4--|--4-4-0-1-1-0-2-2-2-2-2-4--| D|--4-4-0-2-2-0-2-0-5-5-5-5--|--4-4-0-2-2-0-2-2-2-2-2-5--| A|--2-2-0-2-2-0-0-0-5-5-5-5--|--2-2-0-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-5--| E|--2-2---0-0-------3-3-3-3--|--2-2---0-0-------0-0-0-3--| Progression 2: B E A F# B E A F# 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 E|--2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3--|--2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3--| B|--4-4-0-0-0-0-2-0-3-3-3-3--|--4-4-0-0-0-0-2-2-0-3-3-3--| G|--4-4-0-1-1-0-2-0-4-4-4-4--|--4-4-0-1-1-0-2-2-0-4-4-4--| D|--4-4-0-2-2-0-2-0-5-5-5-5--|--4-4-0-2-2-0-2-2-0-5-5-5--| A|--2-2-0-2-2-0-0-0-5-5-5-5--|--2-2-0-2-2-0-0-0-0-5-5-5--| E|--2-2---0-0-------3-3-3-3--|--2-2---0-0-------0-3-3-3--| Mute chord progression 2 during verses. Progression 3: D A E A D A 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 E|---------------------|---------------------|---------------------| B|---------------------|---------------------|---------------------| G|---------------------|---------------------|---------------------| D|-7799-7799-----------|-9999-9999-----------|-7799-7799-----------| A|-5555-5555-7799-7799-|-7777-7777-7799-7799-|-5555-5555-7799-7799-| E|-----------5555-5555-|-----------5555-5555-|-----------5555-5555-| G F# "Asshole world re- nown 1 2 3 4 1 2 E|-3--------------0-----|-------------------| Back into B|-3----------------0---|-------------------| progression 1. G|-4------------3-------|-------------------| D|-5------------4-------|-------------------| A|-5------------4-------|---------5-----4---| E|-3---------2----------|-2--0--------------| Verse 1 w/Progression 2: B E A F# Bored stiff with my wallet fat B E A F# I ordained myself a diplomat B E A F# bought a plane and some aerosol B E A F# B E A F# sprayed my name on China's Wall Verse 2 w/Progression 2: B E A F# Then I pissed all over the Kremlin steps B E A F# punched a monk in Tibet B E A F# got drunk and disordered in the old Big Apple B E A F# B E A F# passed gas in the Cistine Chapel Verse 3 with Progression 3: D A I've thrown darts at the Mona Lisa E A tied lead weights to the tower of Pisa D A sold salt water in the big Sahara G F# then I took a shit in the Riviera Asshole World Renown Progression 2, one time no vocal Verse 4 with Progession 2: Went to Rome and spread V.D. robbed the homeless in Tahiti was slapped by a woman in the great Euphrates kidnapped kids in the slums of Haiti Verse 5 with Progression 2: Play high E string open on all chords Poisoned livestock in Korea tainted foodshelves in Tanzania torched Saigon like a Buddhist pyro slashed tires in the streets of Cairo Verse 6 with Progression 2: keep playing F# at "my bare hands" right into the next verse. I chucked eggs at Castro's doorway I once puked on the king of Norway for eighteen days I roamed Japan choking little kittens with my bare hands Verse 7 with Progression 3: Stuck my gum on Venus De Milo did Zimbabwe shooting rhinos ran nude straight through Nepal spit my chew in the Taj Mahal Asshole World Renown End with progression 1. www.TAB6.com