The Diary Of Horace Wimp by Electric Light Orchestra Bbm7 Monday: Late again, today, Gm F he'd be in trouble though he'd say he was sorry, Gm F Bbm7 Eb he'd have to hurry out the bus. Bbm7 Tuesday: Horace was so sad, Gm F he'd never had a girl that he could care for, Gm F Bbm7 Eb and if he was late once more, he'd be out. Bb Eb7 Bb Eb7 Don't be afraid, just knock on the door, Bb Eb7 Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'. Bb Eb7 Then a voice from above said— Bb Ab "Horace Wimp, this is your life, Gm F# Go out and find yourself a wife. Bb Ab Make a stand and be a man, Gm F# And you will have a great life plan." Bb F# Gm F# You can do it Bb F# Gm F# Come on Horace Bbm7 Wednesday: Horace met a girl, Gm F she was small and she was very pretty, Gm F Bbm7 Eb he thought he was in love, he was afraid. Bbm7 Thursday: Asks her for a date, Gm F the cafe down the street tomorrow evening, Gm F Bbm7 Eb his head was reeling, when she said "Yes O.K." Bb Eb7 Bb Eb7 Don't be afraid, just knock on the door, Bb Eb7 Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'. Bb Eb7 Then a voice from above said— Bb Ab "Horace Wimp, this is your life, Gm F# Go out and find yourself a wife. Bb Ab Make a stand and be a man, Gm F# And you will have a great life plan." Bb F# Gm F# You can do it Bb F# Gm F# Come on Horace Bb Friday: Horace, this is it, Gm F he asks the girl if maybe they could marry, Gm F Bb Eb when she says "gladly." Horace cries. Bb Sunday: Everybody's at the church, Gm F when Horace rushes in and says "Now here come my wife, Gm F Bb Eb for the rest of my life." and she did. Bb Eb7 Bb Eb7 Don't be afraid, just knock on the door, Bb Eb7 Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'. Bb Eb7 Then a voice from above said— Bb Ab "Horace Wimp, this is your wife, Gm F# Go out and find yourself a life. Bb Ab Make a stand and be a man, Gm F# And you will have a great life plan." Bb F# Gm F# You can do it Bb F# Gm F# Come on Horace Bb Ab Gm F# Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Bb Ab Gm F# Bb Ab Gm F# Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday Monday Tuesday Bb Ab Gm F# Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday Bb Ab Gm F# Bb Ab Gm F# Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday Monday Tuesday Bb Ab Gm F# Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday Made by Stu, slightly modified and transposed into the correct key. www.TAB6.com