Snooker Loopy by Chas And Dave ...SNOOKER LOOPY... by Chas & Dave -------------------............... *Released 1986* Intro: G C D G Chorus 1: G C D7 G Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; me and him and them and me. G C D7 G We'll show you what we can do, with a load of balls and a snooker cue. G C Pot the reds then, screw back, D7 G For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black. G C D7 G Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; we're all snooker, loo-py. Verse 1: G D7 G Now ol' Milo, as we all know's, got loadsa dappa suits. D7 G London bred and he keeps his head 'though he's got Italian roots. A E A E-motional, but he keeps his cool, 'till he reaches the finals. Bm F# Bm D And whether he wins, or whether he don't, "I always bite me eye-balls". Verse 2: G D7 G Now our friend Den; hours he spent, down the snooker hall. On the old green baize, his mates seem amazed, D7 G At his skills with a snooker ball. A E A And them long shots, he never ever got, why? the old mind boggles. Bm F# Bm D But nowadays, he pots the lot, "cos I wear these gog-gles". Chorus 2: G C D7 G Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; me and him and them and me. G C D7 G We'll show you what we can do, with a load of balls and a snooker cue. G C Pot the reds then, screw back, D7 G For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black. G C D7 G Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; we're all snooker, loo-py. Verse 3: G D7 G Now Terry the taff, was born in a gaff, in the valleys of the land of song. D7 G And as the reds, he puts to bed, he likes to sing a-long. A E A And if I win, he says with a grin; "it can only help me can't it?" Bm F#m Bm D I'll celebrate; I'll buy another eight, "hair-brushes, for me bar-net". Verse 4: G D7 G Now old Willy Thorne; his hair's all gone, and his mates all take the rise. D7 G His opponent said; "cover up his head, 'cos it's shining in my eyes". A When the light shines down, on his bare crown, E A It's a cert, he's gonna walk it, Bm It's just not fair giving off that glare; F#m Bm D "Per-haps I ought to chalk it". Chorus 3: G C D7 G Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; me and him and them and me. G C D7 G We'll show you what we can do, with a load of balls and a snooker cue. G C Pot the reds then, screw back, D7 G For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black. G C D7 G Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; we're all snooker, loo-py. Verse 5: G D7 G Now Steve last year, come very near, to winning the snooker crown. But he never got to put it on his ginger nut, D7 G 'Cos the black ball wouldn't go down. A His manager of all, said; "Sod that ball", E A But it helped him make his mind up. Bm Now he don't care who wins this year; F#m Bm D "'Cos he's got the rest of us signed up". Chorus 4: G C D7 G Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; me and him and them and me. G C D7 G We'll show you what we can do, with a load of balls and a snooker cue. G C Pot the reds then, screw back, D7 G For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black. G C D7 G Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; we're all snooker, loo-py. Chorus 5: G C D7 G Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; me and him and them and me. G C D7 G We'll show you what we can do, with a load of balls and a snooker cue. G C Pot the reds then, screw back, D7 G For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black. G C D7 G Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; we're all snooker, loo-py. Coda: G C D7 G Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; we're all snooker, loo-py. G C D7 G Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; we're all snooker, loo-py. Outro: G C D G CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- G C D D7 A E Bm F#m EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE 320003 x32010 xx0232 xx0212 x02220 022100 x24432 244222 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2006 (clumsyband@hotmail.com) www.TAB6.com