You Dont Have To Be A Prostitute by Flight Of The Conchords Such a funny song! I'm pretty certain these are the right chords! Rate please :) Am Am(maj7) It's a cold night, beneath the street light Am7 There's a man whose pants are too tight Dm E7 Oh no, his pants are too tight (my pants are too tight) Am Am(maj7) He stands there, an empty stare Am7 Dm Trying to make enough money for his cab fare home Dm E7 He'll have to walk home tonight (don't have enough for the ride) Am Am(maj7) The streets are cruel, he tries to act cool Am7 He goes to work with only his one tool Dm E7 You can put away your tool, Jemaine CHORUS C G F You don't have to be a prostitute, no no no no no C G F You can say no to being a man hoe, a male gigolo C G F You don't have to be a prostitute, no no no no no C G F You can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, rent boy, bro ho C G F He can't see his way out (i cannot see my way out) C G F He can't see his way out (male prostitution seems to be my only option) C G F He can't see his way out (i cannot see my way out) C G F He can't see his way out (no no no no) Am Am(maj7) He's selling cheap thrills, to pay expensive bills Am7 But check your resume, you must have some other skills Dm E7 Do you have any other skills? Like typing? Am Am(maj7) They see him, wanted to please them Am7 Wanted to play them but they don't even pay him Dm E7 Oh no no, they don't think he's worth it at all Am Am(maj7) Though they're unknown, he tries to bring them home Am7 Maybe it'd be okay if he lived alone Dm E7 Ooh you have a room mate Jemaine, don't bring them home CHORUS www.TAB6.com