Truck Drivin Song by Weird Al Yankovic From the masterpiece Running With Scissors: B I'm drivin' a truck E B Drivin' a big ol' truck B F# F#7 Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck B E C# Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn B F# B Drivin' a truck with my high heels on B My diesel rig is northward bound E It's time to put that hammer down B F# F#7 Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by B I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel E But it's sure hard to hold the wheel B F# B While I'm still waiting for my nails to dry G#m E Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick B in that rear view mirror C# F# F#7 And my pink angora sweater fits so tight B I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight E C# Well, I sure hope my seams are straight B F# B Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight B Because I'm drivin' a truck E B Drivin' a big ol' truck B F# F#7 Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck B Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin' E C# until the break of dawn B F# B Drivin' a truck with my high heels on (GUITAR SOLO) B E B F# F#7 B E C# B F# B G#m E Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties B creep right up on me C# F# F#7 And my nipple rings don't bother me too much B But when I hit those big speed bumps E C# My darling little rhinestone pumps B F# B Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch B But still I'm drivin' a truck E B Drivin' a big ol' truck B F# F#7 Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck B E C# Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon B F# B While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on (Key Change) C# I'm drivin' a truck F# C# Drivin' a truck C# G# G#7 Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck C# F# D# And I'm late for my appointment down at the hair salon C# G# G# C# So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on C# F# C# My high heels on! www.TAB6.com