Self Esteem by Garfunkel And Oates Standard Tuning, capo 2nd fret hints: try to mute your high E string when playing the Dsus2, and you can can also alternate between G and G7. The strum is kind of a quick shuffle type thing. The G's at the end of the chorus and the intro are played as a slow strum, hit each string one at a time. Same with the chords in the bridge Intro - C F Dsus2 G(stop) C F Dsus2 You text at three in the morning G C And you misspell my name F Dsus2 You slept with half my friends on Facebook G C And most of them think you are lame F Dsus2 You say that with me it's different G C And your not that big of a dick F Dsus2 When you disappear it's cause you're busy G Am Not 'cause your with some other chick Em Am I know that this may be uncool Em G But I want to tell you the truth Chorus C F My self-esteem's not low enough to date you Dsus2 G It's close but not quite there C F Dsus2 Need time to get a little more rejected G C F Dsus2 Then you and I could make an awesome pair G C F Dsus2 G(stop) A totally awesome pair C F Dsus2 I seem like your perfect target G C Like I've been lonely for too long F Dsus2 You think I haven't had sex in forever G C And I'll admit that you're not wrong F Dsus2 But I would rather have nothing G C Than this crap, let me reaffirm F Dsus2 I wouldn't touch your dick if I was poisoned G Am And the antidote was in your sperm Em Am I know that this may be uncool Em G But I want to tell you the truth C F My self-esteem's not low enough to date you Dsus2 G It's pretty close but not quite there C F Dsus2 Need time to get a little more desperate G C F Dsus2 Then you and I could make an awesome pair G C F Dsus2 G(stop) A totally awesome pair Bridge Am Em We could last forever F C You just have to give me time Am C To learn to deal with bullshit F G And blatant lies C G But for now... for now C F My self-esteem's not low enough to date you Dsus2 G It's so close but not quite there C F Dsus2 Need time to get a little more wasted G C F Dsus2 Then you and I could make an awesome pair G C F Dsus2 G(stop) A totally awesome pair www.TAB6.com