Resume Man by String Cheese Incident Resume Man Intro E :----------------|--3---------------------|----------------------| B :----------------|------------------------|1------1---1------1---| G :----------------|------------------------|----3----3-----3------| D :----------------|------0-2-0-3-0-2-0-0---|--2----------2------2-| A :----------------|----------------------2-|3----------3----------| E :----------0-1-2-|3-----------------------|----------------------| E :--3---------------------|------0---0-h2-----2---| B :------------------------|3---3---3------3-----3-| G :------------------------|--2--------------2-----| D :------0-2-0-3-0-2-0-0---|0----------------------| A :----------------------2-|-----------------------| E :3-----------------------|-----------------------| E :----------3---------|--3----------------|------------------| B :1-----1-----1---1---|-------------------|------------------| G :----3---3-----3-----|-------------------|------------7-----| D :--2---------------2-|------0-2-0-3-2-0--|----------7---7---| A :3-------------------|------------------2|--2-3-4-5-------5-| E :--------------------|3------------------|3-----------------| E :----------------------| B :----------------------| G :--------------0-------| D :---------0-h2---------| A :----0-h2--------------| E :3-3-------------------| G Well a funny thing happened at a gig the other day C When a man approached me with a resume’ G D And said 'if you need any help, then I’m your man.' C He said, 'I’ll work the door, I’ll load your gear G if you boys Get thirsty, I’ll go for beer, G D G and if it ever breaks down, I can Even fix your van' When I asked the guy what he did for work I saw a twinkle in his eye and he gave a little smirk he said, 'I work right down the Road, I’ve got a melon stand. Set up in a shady spot, I sell watermelon and a little good pot, And last year I made *** near thirty grand.' He said, 'I need a change and I love your sound, I sure Would like to get out of this town and dedicate my life to a Rock and roll band. I’ve been a race car mechanic and a body guard, I’m a CPA and I work real hard. Come on and hire me on, I can see you boys need a hand.' 'You know I’ve done it all and been around Had a lot of good jobs, seen a lot of rough towns. I’d like to offer you my services for hire. I was a cook in the army and I drove a jeep, I had an Eighty acre ranch where I ran some sheep, I sang bass in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.' Chorus: C G He’s a resume’ man, he’s a resume’ man. G D If he can’t do it, I don’t know who can C G It says right here, he’s qualified G D G Fifty years on the job but the man is only forty-five. But things started getting a little weird When he stared at Mike and took a swig of beer, And said, 'What’s with the lady, she really blows my mind.' Well I know the man was qualified, he’d worked a hundred Different jobs, done them all with pride but he wasn’t exactly the Help we’d hope to find. Chorus www.TAB6.com