Beelzeboss by Tenacious D Beelzeboss Chords by Tenacious D, www.Ultimate-Guitar.Com H5 C5 D5 E5 F#5 G5 A5 Bb5 Beelze Bb5 A5 Bb5 A5 I am complete! Both Bb5 A5 A5 Bb5 Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! Beelze Bb5 A5 Bb5 A5 Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck! Bb5 A5 A5 Bb5 Bb5 A5 Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck! Bb5 A5 Bb5 A5 This world will be mine, and you're first in line! Bb5 A5 A5 Bb5 Bb5 A5 F#5 D5 You brought me the pick and now you shall both die! JB B D F# G Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker G D A we challenge you to a rock off, G D A Give us one chance to rock your socks off Beelze B5 B5 B5 Fuck! fuck! Fuck! D5 A5 B5 The Demon Code prevents me, D5 A5 B5 From declining a rock-off challenge. D5 A5 A E What are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch? JB E If we win, E Am E you must take your sorry ass back to hell E Am F C G A and also you will have to pay our rent Beelze Am AND WHAT IF I WIN? JB G Then you can take Kage back to hell… KG What!? JB Trust me Kage it's the only way KG What the fuck are you talkin about? JB C To be your little bitch Beelze Fine! B5 C5 B5 D5 C#5 E5 D#5 G5 F#5 B5 Let the rock off, begin! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! C5 B5 D5C#5 E5 D#5 G5 F#5 B5 I'm the devil I love metal! C5 B5 D5 C#5 E5 D#5 G5 F#5 B5 Check this riff, it's fucking tasty! B5 I'm the Devil I can do what I want! D5 Whatever I 'got I'm 'gonna flaunt! F#5 F#5 B5 There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost! B5 I can't wait to take Kage back to hell! D5 I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel! F#5 F#5 B5 I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel! JB D5 NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder KG Gm Bb There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpiece JB Listen to me- KG D Gm He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man JB God dammit Kage, Gm he's gonna make you his sex slave, Bb your gonna gargle Mayonnaise KG Noo… JB D Gm Unless we bust a massive monster mama jam KG Dude, Gm we've been through so much shit JB Eb De-activated lasers with my dick BOTH Bb D Now it's time to blow this fucker down Gm c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down Eb Bb F I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down Gm Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown Eb Bb F We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town Gm Now we've got to blow this fucker down Eb Bb F He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down Gm C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down Eb Bb F OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out JB Gm D Hey educationer, Beelzeboss, Bb D we know your weakness our rocket-sauce Gm D we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind Bb D we will defeat you, for all mankind Gm D you hold the scepter, we hold the key Bb F you are the devil, we are the D BOTH Gm D We are the D, We are the D Bb F We are the D, We are the D Gm D We are the D, We are the D Bb F We are the D, We are the D Gm D We are the D, We are the D Bb F We are the D, We are the D Gm D We are the D, We are the D Bb F G We are the D, We are the D Beelze You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me! G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 Taste my lightning, fucker! JB Bb5 A5 No! Beelze Bb5 A5 Bb5 Ow! Fuck! D5 My Fuckin' horn! D5 Oh no! JB D5 D C# D C# D C# D From whence you came, you shall remain, D C# D C# D C# D C# D C# D C# D until you are, complete again! Beelze C5 B5 D5 C#5 E5 D#5 G5 F#5 C5 B5 D5 C#5 Nooooooo! E5 D#5 G5 F#5 Fuck you Kage, and Fuck you Jables! G5 F#5 G5 F#5 G5 F#5 G#5 D5 Dm I'll get you, Tenacious D! www.TAB6.com