Married To My Pickup Truck by Rodney Carrington Rodney Carrington - Pickup Truck Intro: G C D G (listen to the song to get this right) G C I'm getting married to my pickup truck D G It never leaves me when I'm down on my luck G C It doesn't shop at fancy stores D Or have a lawyer, or want a divorce G C it doesn't care if I stay out late D G It doesn't bitch about the money I make C D We'll be together till the end It won't sleep with my best friend C D I'm gonna get down on one knee, C D And ask my truck if it'll marry me C D I'll never drive another car, C D We'll honeymoon at the titty bar G C I'm gonna have the time of my life D The exhaust pipes are tighter than my ex-wife G C You think I'm crazy but listen to this D I can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed, no G C Wedding ring won't cost me a buck, D G when I'm getting married to my pickup, pickup truck Tabbed by ReZ for Ultimate-Guitar.com 2008 www.TAB6.com