Show Them To Me by Rodney Carrington Rodney Carrington - Show them to me Chords used: G - Em - C - D Listen to the song to learn the strumming and fingerplay being used in this song. Chords in "()" are not actually being used in the original, but due to a piano being there, it sounds a whole lot better if used. Intro: G G Em Em C C D (fingerplay) G (D) Em Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy C D there's too much hate and killin' going on G (D) Em but when I see the bare chest of a woman C D my worries and my problems are all gone C D noone thinks of fighting when they see a topless girl Em C D maybe if you would show yours too, we could save the world G Show them to me (D) Em Show them to me C D unclasp your bra and set those puppies free G (D) Em they'd look a whole lot better without that sweater,baby i'm sure you'll agree C D baby you've got two funbags G (D) Em C D show them to me G (D) Em I don't care if they don't match or one's bigger than the other C D you can show me one, and I'll imagine the other G (D)Em even if you're really old there's nothing wrong C D don't be sad, your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long G show them to me (D) Em show them to me C D lift up your shirt, and let the whole world see G (D) Em adjust this robe, show your globes, and a happy man i'll be C D if you've got dos chichis show them to me C D i've met a lot of them, but never one i've hated C D even if you've had 13 kids and you think they look deflated C D there's no such thing as a bad breast, i believe this much is true C D (let ring) if you're a big fat man, i'm a tittiefan, and i'd love to see yours too G show them to me (D) Em show them to me C D just like the girls gone wild on TV G (D) Em just lean back and show your rack, and i'll be in extacy C D if you got two cosabas G D show them to me Em come on baby let me see C D all the world will live in harmony G (D) it'll do you good, and it'll give me wood Em we'll make history C(let ring) if you love your country i'm gonna say it one more time C D I said if you love your country then stand your ass up and show them big old titties to me Tabbed by ReZ for Ultimate-Guitar.com '2008 www.TAB6.com