Waiting by Stephen Lynch This is a new song Stephen Lynch has been playing on his recent tour. Its pretty simple, i have no doubt my version isn't 100% correct. Chords: [EM] [C] [B7] [AM] [D] for strumming patterns, listen to the song, its pretty basic. [EM] It's out of my hands and all i can do is wait [C] its the not knowing that has put me in this state [AM] The minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great [B7] I've done my part and now its in the hands of fate [EM] Waiting for [C] My aids test to come back [D] [B7] I shouldn't have fucked that prostitute without a prophylactic [EM] Waiting for [C] My aids test to come back [D] [B7] [EM] regret is dripping from me like my semen down her crack and now i wait [EM] My nerves they have been frayed, my pants they have been shat [C] I know the nurse will say its time to have a chat [AM] At least i never have to worry about getting fat [B7] (mute) I should think positive..... No wait, i didn't say that [EM] Waiting for [C] My aids test to come back [AM] [B7] I never should have blown that tranny in my Cadillac [EM] Waiting for [C] My aids test to come back [AM] [B7] [EM] I just had to taste that sweet permitting nectar from his sack and now i wait [EM] Is it over will my jersey be retired [C] Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required [AM] Did i make a difference, was my life inspired [B7] Will Denzel Washington defend me when i'm fired [EM] Waiting for [C] My aids test to come back [AM] [B7] Eating assholes shouldnt be a aphrodisiac [EM] Waiting for [C] My aids test to come back [AM] [B7] [EM] If im clean i swear to god i will stop shooting smack probably (***on each [A] , he adds his pinky to b string on the third fret***) [EM] [a] [EM] [a] [EM] [a] Come on jesus let me live [EM] [a] Make the test be negative [EM] [a] Please forget and please forgive [EM] [a] Please dont let me have the hiv [AM] [D] Oh my god without delay [AM] [D] The nurse is coming straight away [AM] [D] This is it, my judgment day [AM] [D] Tell me what does my test say... [e] [D] I'm ok [D] [e] I'm ok [D] [e] I'm ok [D] [e] Its just chlamydia www.TAB6.com