Grandfather Die by Stephen Lynch Grandfather Die: Stephen Lynch G D C D e-----------3-----------------------2-------------------0------------------2--| b-----------3-----------------------3-------------------1------------------3--| g-----------4-----------------------2-------------------0------------------2--| d------------------------------0---------------0-----------------------0------| a---------------------------------------------------0-------------------------| e------3----------------------------------------------------------------------| When grandfather dies, life will be strange. G D C D e-------------3---------------------2------------------0----------------------------2--| b-------------3---------------------3------------------1----------------------------3--| g-------------4---------------------2------------------0----------------------------2--| d----0------------------------0--------------0--------------------------------0--------| a--------------------------------------------------0-----------------------------------| e--------3-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| When grandfather dies, my whole world will change. G D C D e--------------3-------------------2-----------------------0---------------------2--| b--------------3-------------------3-----------------------1---------------------3--| g--------------4-------------------2-----------------------0---------------------2--| d-----0----------------------0-------------------0-------------------------0--------| a------------------------------------------------------0----------------------------| e---------3-------------------------------------------------------------------------| When grandfather dies, I'll scream and I'll yell. C D G G G G G G G e----------0-----------2--------3----3----3----3----3----3----3---| b----------1-----------3--------3----3----3----3----3----3----3---| g----------0-----------2--------4----4----4----4----4----4----4---| d----0-------------0------------5----5----5----5----5----5----5---| a-------0-------0---------------5----5----5----5----5----5----5---| e----------------------------3---3----3----3----3----3----3----3--| 'Cause I'll be fuckin' rich as hell! Bm Bm C C C C C G G G G G G e-----2----2--0----0--0----0----0--3----3--3----3----3----3-----| b-----3----3--1----1--1----1----1--3----3--3----3----3----3-----| g-----4----4--0----0--0----0----0--4----4--4----4----4----4-----| d-----4----4--2----2--2----2----2--5----5--5----5----5----5-----| a-----2----2--3----3--3----3----3--5----5--5----5----5----5-----| e-------------------------------------3----3--3----3----3----3--| So grandfather die, don't keep me in suspense. Bm Bm C C G G G G G e-----2----2---0-----0---3-----3-----3-----3-----3----| b-----3----3---1-----1---3-----3-----3-----3-----3----| g-----4----4---0-----0---4-----4-----4-----4-----4----| d-----4----4---2-----2---5-----5-----5-----5-----5----| a-----2----2---3-----3---5-----5-----5-----5-----5----| e--------------------------3-----3-----3-----3-----3--| Oh grandfather cough, up that inheritance. Bm Bm C C G G G G G e-----2----2---0-----0---3-----3-----3-----3-----3---| b-----3----3---1-----1---3-----3-----3-----3-----3---| g-----4----4---0-----0---4-----4-----4-----4-----4---| d-----4----4---2-----2-------------------------------| a---------------3-----3---3-----3-----3-----3-----3--| e----------------------------------------------------| Oh grandfather don't, hold on another day. Bm C C D D e-----2-----------0--------0--------2--------------------3-----2--| b-----3-----------1--------1--------3----------------------3------| g-----4-----------0--------0--------2------------------------2----| d-----4-----------2--------2--------0-----------------------------| a-----2-----------0--------0--------------------------------------| e-----------------------------------------------------------------| I love you to death, but I gots' bills to pay! G D C D e-----------3-----------------------2-------------------0------------------2--| b-----------3-----------------------3-------------------1------------------3--| g-----------4-----------------------2-------------------0------------------2--| d------------------------------0---------------0----------------------0-------| a---------------------------------------------------0-------------------------| e------3----------------------------------------------------------------------| A stroke would be nice, disease would be cool. G D C D e--------------3---------------------2------------------0-------------------------------2--| b--------------3---------------------3------------------1-------------------------------3--| g--------------4---------------------2------------------0-------------------------------2--| d-----0-------------------------0--------------0-----------------------------------0-------| a---------------------------------------------------0--------------------------------------| e---------3--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| I'll scatter his ashes, in my new swimming pool. G D C D e--------------3---------------------2------------------0-------------------------------2--| b--------------3---------------------3------------------1-------------------------------3--| g--------------4---------------------2------------------0-------------------------------2--| d-----0--------------------------0--------------0-----------------------------------0------| a---------------------------------------------------0--------------------------------------| e---------3--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| I'll party with Hef, I'll dine with the queen. C D G G G G G G G e--------------0--------------2---------3----3----3----3----3----3----3--------------------| b--------------1--------------3---------3----3----3----3----3----3----3--------------------| g--------------0--------------2---------4----4----4----4----4----4----4--------------------| d-----0------------------0--------------5----5----5----5----5----5----5--------------------| a---------0----------0------------------5----5----5----5----5----5----5--------------------| e-----------------------------------3---3----3----3----3----3----3----3--------------------| So what say we unplug that machine? Bm Bm C C G G G G G e-----2----2---------0----0----------3----3----3----3---3----| b-----3----3---------1----1----------3----3----3----3---3----| g-----4----4---------0----0----------4----4----4----4---4----| d-----4----4---------2----2----------5----5----5----5---5----| a-----2----2---------3----3----------5----5----5----5---5----| e--------------------------------------3----3----3----3---3--| Oh grandfather die, before the fiscal year. Bm Bm C C G G G G G e-----2----2---------0----0----------3----3----3---3---3----| b-----3----3---------1----1----------3----3----3---3---3----| g-----4----4---------0----0----------4----4----4---4---4----| d-----4----4---------2----2----------5----5----5---5---5----| a-----2----2---------3----3----------5----5----5---5---5----| e--------------------------------------3----3----3---3---3--| Oh grandfather I, wish Kevorkian were here. Bm Bm C C G G G G G e-----2----2---------0----0------3-----3-----3-----3-----3----| b-----3----3---------1----1------3-----3-----3-----3-----3----| g-----4----4---------0----0------4-----4-----4-----4-----4----| d-----4----4---------2----2------5-----5-----5-----5-----5----| a-----2----2---------3----3------5-----5-----5-----5-----5----| e----------------------------------3-----3-----3-----3-----3--| Oh grandfather fly, just take your final bow. Bm Bm C C Am D D e-----2----2---------0----0----0---------------------2---------------3-----2--| b-----3----3---------1----1----1---------------------3-----------------3------| g-----4----4---------0----0----2---------------------2-------------------2----| d-----4----4---------2----2----2---------------------0------------------------| a-----2----2---------3----3----0----------------------------------------------| e-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Oh grandfather die, family hates you anyhow! D D D D D D e-----2---2---2---2---2---2------| b-----3---3---3---3---3---3------| g-----2---2---2---2---2---2------| d-----0---0---0---0---0---0------| a--------------------------------| e--------------------------------| Am Am Bm Bm C C D D e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--| b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--| g--2----------2----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--| d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--| a--0----------0----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------| e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| For God's sake you must be as old as the sun, Am Am Bm Bm C C D D e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--| b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--| g--2----------2----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--| d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--| a--0----------0----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------| e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| Your social security number is one. Am Am Bm Bm C C D D e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--| b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--| g--2----------2----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--| d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--| a--0----------0----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------| e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| You're deaf, dumb, and blind and an amputee, Am Am Bm Bm C C D D e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--| b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--| g--2----------2----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--| d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--| a--0----------0----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------| e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| You donate your blood every time that you pee. Am Am Bm Bm C C D D e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--| b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--| g--2----------2----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--| d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--| a--0----------0----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------| e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains, Am Am Bm Bm C C D D e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--| b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--| g--2----------2----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--| d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--| a--0----------0----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------| e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| You're so old your penis has varicose veins. Am Am Bm Bm C C D D e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--| b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--| g--2----------2----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--| d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--| a--0----------0----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------| e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| Oh why don't you die grandpa, why must you fight? C C Bm Bm C C D D e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--| b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--| g--0----------0----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--| d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--| a--3----------3----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------| e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| You old mother----fucker, just walk toward the goddamn G G Bm Bm Bm Bm Bm C C C D D D D D e--3----3---2----2---2----2----2----0---0----0----2---2----2---2----2--| b--3----3---3----3---3----3----3----1---1----1----3---3----3---3----3--| g--4----4---4----4---4----4----4----0---0----0----2---2----2---2----2--| d--5----5---4----4---4----4----4----2---2----2----0---0----0---0----0--| a--5----5---2----2---2----2----2----3---3----3-------------------------| e--3----3--------------------------------------------------------------| Light! G G Bm Bm Bm Bm Bm C C C D D D D D e--3----3---2----2---2----2----2----0---0----0----2---2----2---2----2--| b--3----3---3----3---3----3----3----1---1----1----3---3----3---3----3--| g--4----4---4----4---4----4----4----0---0----0----2---2----2---2----2--| d--5----5---4----4---4----4----4----2---2----2----0---0----0---0----0--| a--5----5---2----2---2----2----2----3---3----3-------------------------| e--3----3--------------------------------------------------------------| G G Bm Bm Bm C C D D D D D D e--3----3----2----2----2----0----0----2----2----2----2---2---2--| b--3----3----3----3----3----1----1----3----3----3----3---3---3--| g--4----4----4----4----4----0----0----2----2----2----2---2---2--| d--5----5----4----4----4----2----2----0----0----0----0---0---0--| a--5----5----2----2----2----3----3------------------------------| e--3----3-------------------------------------------------------| Walk toward the light old man. G G Bm Bm Bm Bm C C C D D e--3----3----2---2---2----2----0---0---0----2-----------------------3-----2--| b--3----3----3---3---3----3----1---1---1----3-------------------------3------| g--4----4----4---4---4----4----0---0---0----2---------------------------2----| d--5----5----4---4---4----4----2---2---2----0--------------------------------| a--5----5----2---2---2----2----3---3---3-------------------------------------| e--3----3--------------------------------------------------------------------| Walk toward the light old man. G D C D e-----------3-----------------------2-------------------0------------------2--| b-----------3-----------------------3-------------------1------------------3--| g-----------4-----------------------2-------------------0------------------2--| d------------------------------0---------------0----------------------0-------| a---------------------------------------------------0-------------------------| e------3----------------------------------------------------------------------| It's all over now, my granddad is dead. G D C D e--------------3-----------------------2--------------------0--------------------2--| b--------------3-----------------------3--------------------1--------------------3--| g--------------4-----------------------2--------------------0--------------------2--| d-----0---------------------------0----------------0------------------------0-------| a-------------------------------------------------------0---------------------------| e---------3-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A mysterious blow, to his wrinkled old head. G D C D e--------------3-----------------------2-------------------0---------------------2--| b--------------3-----------------------3-------------------1---------------------3--| g--------------4-----------------------2-------------------0---------------------2--| d-----0---------------------------0---------------0-------------------------0-------| a------------------------------------------------------0----------------------------| e---------3-------------------------------------------------------------------------| Before I collect, a small over sight. C D G e--------------0--------------------2-------------------------3--------| b--------------1--------------------3----------------------------3-----| g--------------0--------------------2----------------------4-----------| d-----0------------------------0--------------------5---------------5--| a---------0----------------0------------------5--------5---------------| e-------------------------------------------------3--------------------| But everything should work out all right. C D G G G G G G e------------------0---------------------2----------------3--------3--3-------3--3--3----| b------------------1---------------------3---------------3---------3--3-------3--3--3----| g------------------0---------------------2--------------4----------4--4-------4--4--4----| d-----------------------------------0------------------5-----------5--5-------5--5--5----| a-------------0---------------------------------------5------------5--5-------5--5--5----| e----------------------------------------------------3-------------3--3-------3--3--3----| I'll start working on my grandma tonight! www.TAB6.com