Smells Like Bethell by Slippers And Breakfast hello this probably won't make too much sense if u dont know who bethell is but trust me if u knew him u'd him its extremely easy to play so u shouldnt have any problems. Am Can u smell the evil stench Em Smells sort of fat C u got a whole lotta hunger to quench G when he comes knocking C this big tw@t G the smell of bethell Em on the air G the smell of sweat Em and sh!tty hair C that smell Em smells like bethell Am Em heavy fat dirty tw@t C smells like a w@nker C/F C b@stard, pr!ck, shiny haired d!ck Em smells like bethell C that smell (chorus) Am C coz everyone hates u bethell, bethell (repeat x4) (chorus end) Am can u hear him talkin sh!te Em all day long C about comic books Am and sunny delight C he never shuts up G wot a fat mup G Em the smell of bethell on the breeze G the smell of fat Em and processed cheeze (chorus) Am lets not call him a he C coz sometimes he likes to dress as a she Am bethell bethell, transvestite C bethell bethell, w@nks all night (chorus repeat) Am can u smell him fat and gay C such a w@nker C/F eats far too much everyday Em we should drown him C tie him to an anchor Am (chorus repeat) thats roughly it but not perfect, look out for other classic slippers and breakfast tunes soon like the jim song, the man we know and the heavy metal version of this song in the near future. bass tabs and lead tabs will also appear for those gagging to play these classics. www.TAB6.com