If Youre Gonna Be Dumb by Roger Allen Wade If Youre Gonna Be Dumb Bye- Roger Allen Wade From The 'Jackass' Movie Soundtrack Intro G C D G C If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough D When you get knocked down you gotta get back up G C I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but i know enough To know D G If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough C I lite my brain with shotgun whiskey D G Till' my pain was chicken fried C Now, I had dudes with badges frisk me D G And teach me how to swallow pride G C I took advice no fool would take D G I got some habbits I can't shake C I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but i know enough To know D G If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough C If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough D G When you get knocked down you gotta get back up C Thats the way it is im life and love D G C D If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough G C I've been up and down and down and out D G I've been left and right and wrong C Well i walk to walk and i run my mouth D G Been on the short end for to long C If they gave medals for honky tonk wars D G Hell i'd keep mine in my chester drawers C D My IRS bills and divorce papers and all that stuff D G If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough C If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough D G When you get knocked down you gotta get back up C I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but i know enough To know D G If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough D C G..... If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough And thats it...enjoy! If you have any questions or corrections... GDdookie64@aol.com www.TAB6.com