One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces by Ben Folds Five ...ONE ANGRY DWARF AND 200 SOLEMN FACES... by Ben Folds Five ------------------------------------------.................. from Whatever And Ever Amen *CAPO 2nd FRET* (Original Key: B) Intro: A7 C6 A7, A7 C6 A7 Verse 1: C7add2 Fmaj9 September '75 I was 47 inches high Dm7 A7 Mom said by Christmas I would have C7add2 A badass mother G.I. Joe, Fmaj9 For your little minds to blow Dm7 Esus4 E I still got beat up after class, yeah, Chorus 1: Am7 D9 Now I'm big and im-portant Gm7 C9 One angry dwarf and Fmaj7 Esus4 E Two hundred solemn faces are you Am7 D9 If you really want to see me Gm7 C9 Check the papers and the TV Fmaj7 Esus4 E Look who's telling who what to do A7 C9 A7 Kiss my ass goodbye A7 C9 A7 Verse 2: C7add2 Don't give me that bullshit, you know who I am Fmaj9 I'm your nightmare little man Dm7 A7 Vic, you stole my lunch money, made me cry C7add2 Jane, remember second grade? Fmaj9 Said you couldn't stand my face Dm7 Esus4 E Rather than kiss me you said you'd rather die Chorus 2: Am7 D9 Now I'm big and im-portant Gm7 C9 One angry dwarf and Fmaj7 Esus4 E Two hundred solemn faces are you Am7 D9 If you really want to see me Gm7 C9 Check the papers and the TV Fmaj7 Esus4 E Look who's telling who what to do A7 C9 A7 Kiss my ass goodbye Adim(add2, add4) A7 C9 A7 Verse 3: (Piano Solo) C7 Fmaj7 Dm7 A7 C7 Fmaj7 Dm7 Esus4 E Am7 D9 Gm7 C9 Fmaj7add6 E7-13 Am7 D9 Gm7 C9 Fmaj7 E Bridge: A7 C A7 You'll be sorry one day Yes you will, yes you will C9 You shouldn't push me around A7 'Cause I will, yes I will A7 You will be sorry when I'm big Yes you will, yes you will C9 A7 You will be sorry Chorus 3: Am7 D9 Now I'm big and im-portant Gm7 C9 One angry dwarf and Fmaj7 Esus4 E Two hundred solemn faces are you Am7 D9 If you really want to see me Gm7 C9 check the papers and the TV Fmaj7 Esus4 E Look who's telling who what to do A7 A7 C9 A7 Kiss my ass goodbye A7 C9 A7 Coda: A7 Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now September '75 I was 57 inches high, September '75, September '75 CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- A7 C6 C7add2 Fmaj9 Dm7 Esus4 E Am7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x02223 x32200 x32310 x03213 xx0211 022200 022100 x02013 D9 Gm7 C9 Fmaj7 D7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x5455x 353333 x3233x x03210 xx0212 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 (clumsyband@hotmail.com) www.TAB6.com